The Republic of Saint Stuf Adzel is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 430 million Saint Stuf Adzelians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Saint Stuf Adzelian economy, worth 19.5 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,290 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint Stuf Adzel's national animal is the panther, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Saint Stuf Adzel is ranked 232,177^th in the world and 10,093^rd in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 430 million capita.